Why U2 is the greatest rock band in the world

Reason number one: Bono's real name is Paul, and my name is Timothy

Reason number two: Hewson and Hallman 

- last name starts with "H" and ends with "n"

....it's something... right?

Reason number three: my wife's name is of Irish origins (Tara means "king")

Reason number four: the four guys have been together since 1976. and they're still friends.

Reason number five: the themes they sing about are connected with the biggest themes of life - some of it playful, some of it serious, some of it probing.

Reason number six: their name, U2, is brilliant for it's simplicity and it's layers of meaning

Reason number seven: U2 is a bunch of rebels....against the typical, predictable rock-n-roll scene

Reason number eight: they have an intriguing way of infusing Christian themes into their art and life.

Reason number nine: inspiring songs like...

* Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

* 40

* Magnificent

* Beautiful Day

* Mysterious Ways

* Pride

* Where the Streets Have No Name

* Wake Up Dead Man

* All Along The Watchtower.

Reason number ten: because that's just what I think.